Affidavit

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[–] Affidavit@aussie.zone 1 points 11 months ago

I would rather consent be taught to children and teenagers in schools than for this to be included in university curriculums as is the current trend.

I am an adult who decided to improve upon some of my qualifications recently. In order to get my results I am forced to complete and pay for a 'how not to rape people' class. All the fucks given to anyone who thinks it's appropriate to tell a grown adult who has committed no crime how to go about not raping someone.

[–] Affidavit@aussie.zone 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I have never smoked in my life, but I am one hundred percent against the government deciding that I am not permitted to take up the habit should I choose. Seriously, fuck you. People framing the scrapping of this as being 'right-wing' clearly have no understanding of what the 'right' and the 'left' stand for.

[–] Affidavit@aussie.zone -4 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Yeah, it's much healthier to buy a packet of cigarettes from the g̶o̶v̶e̶r̶n̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ supermarket than buying those scary vapes.

[–] Affidavit@aussie.zone 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

From my experience this silliness is due to corporations constantly 'restructuring' in an attempt to make more profit by cost cutting.

I'm pretty confident that in almost every case you see a senior when there is no corresponding junior, it's because they decided to make a position redundant.

[–] Affidavit@aussie.zone 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Was he happy the next episode?

Edit: Sorry, that wasn't really called for... Go Zoidberg!

[–] Affidavit@aussie.zone 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

1.2 million houses over 5 years while planning to grant 1 million permanent visas in that same time period? While also making it easier to get work visas and massively extending the length of post-study 'reward' visas?

The unrealistic 'aspirational' goal isn't even enough to cover the damage they're causing with their irresponsible migration policies.

Edit: Added for context for those unfamiliar. People who study in Australia are 'rewarded' by being able to apply for 'temporary graduate visas'. These visas are being extended more and more over the past few years, with people able to remain up to an additional 6 years after they finish their study with no work limitations.

[–] Affidavit@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago

That followed an alert on Tuesday by ProMED, a publicly available reporting system for emerging diseases and outbreaks, saying that hospitals in Beijing and elsewhere in China were “overwhelmed with sick children” amid outbreaks of pneumonia.

[–] Affidavit@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago

Interesting tidbit from Labor (Jacinta Collins): "...We accept that and we take responsibility for that..."

Glad to see they're admitting they're the ones responsible for this mess. Now, how are you going to compensate me for my stolen data?

[–] Affidavit@aussie.zone 21 points 1 year ago

I would like to be told that, "You're free to go, we've decided not to execute you", then spend the next day joyfully celebrating on rides at Disneyland, followed by being shot in the head by a professional hitman without my knowledge. If I have to be executed, at least I can die happy... Shame about spraying my blood over all those kids at Disneyland though.

[–] Affidavit@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Updated the post link. Cheers.

[–] Affidavit@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Only a few sentences later it's specified that they obtained a child abuse certificate for them which came back with 'no records exist'.

Happy to dis silly conservative groups, but it honestly looks like they did their due diligence with background checks.

[–] Affidavit@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Eh, I reckon the argument that it's enticing to children is a stretch, but I honestly don't care that much. I did a quick read through of the website before my previous post and noticed it was industry-funded, but also noticed that they have a government representative in their body, hence, 'quasi-governmental'. I don't really know enough about it to know if it's effective as a regulator despite the obvious bias.

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