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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 55 points 5 months ago

He tried to help out the underground railroad but he was too slow.

[–] dariusj18@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

It was a different time

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 17 points 5 months ago

I'm sure the tortoise would say the same back to Lil Nas x.

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago

I really enjoy lil Nas X's sense of humour.

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think he's still on his way to join the raid on area 51.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 5 months ago

The front of his shell just kind of grinds along the ground when he’s in his full Naruto run.

[–] stanleytweedle@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

If he was born in 1836 it only took him 25 years to manipulate America from across an ocean to fight a war to end slavery .

Don't see how he could have done much better than that.

[–] CouncilOfFriends 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If we dig through Jonathan's social media posts, guaranteed there is something problematic.

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

All I'm gonna say is don't read up on his opinions of turtles

[–] Zink@programming.dev 3 points 5 months ago

Not that the world’s oldest and largest tortoises are horrible turtle-racists against the pleb species or anything.

[–] simbico@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 months ago
[–] blahsay@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Doesn't look a day over 150

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Jonathan was like, get those n-words in the field.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 5 months ago

TBF he looks pretty depressed about it so perhaps he regrets it now

[–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I read somewhere that Lincoln said the tortoise would find him and whisper secrets. Wait maybe it wasn't Lincoln, but still. Leave the tortoise in the chamber of secrets.

[–] Linkerbaan@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Lil Nas X watching the Genocide in Gaza happen and doing nothing.

[–] barooboodoo@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

Lil bro killed the devil, what the fuck have you done?

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Holy shit, I can't believe what he's done, here's a thread of his other sins!

OMG a hit tweet, here's my podcast, watch [show], please follow [creator]!