Fake Jehovah's Witness
this post was submitted on 19 May 2024
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You mean Captain Orgazmo
And chodaboy!
Fake politic, you get fucked either way.
Fake porn, you arrive at the group to have sex but instead your partners take turn talking about food, map, history, and all sort of non-sexual topic.
Was it the movie Go where they thought they were getting involved in some sex thing, but it was actually Amway?
It was Confederated products. I loved that movie.
Fake gynecologist. Yikes.
I'm afraid to tell you that there's already several sites completely dedicated to this...
...or so I've heard.
Where did you find such disgusting things? Just asking so I know where not to go.
Sounds like a fertile ground for STDs.
While you're down there doc...
Said no woman ever.
Fake taxi? That just sounds like a kidnapping.
You're not wrong, and yet it's the name of a fairly popular porn series where actresses exchange a cab ride for sexual favors (that's the story idea at least).
It's popular enough that there is a significant number of people (vulgo, "creeps") who put Fake Taxi stickers all over their cars.
Fake Gamer
I once saw a video where a guy was talking to his sister's best friend about Fallout 3. He didn't know how to leave the vault without killing the overseer and she said that she would only help him if he banged her.
Fake Book - jazz musicians getting it on, sometimes in a trio or a quartet, lots of improv but lots of pretentiousness.
I found out on Friday my best friend doesn't believe we've sent people to the moon. To be clear, she seems to believe everything else, like sending rovers to Mars. ๐คท
Maybe she concisers Neil and his boys to not be people
"The moon landings were real, we just send hyper realistic animatronics" would certainly be a fresh take
Read the Wiki page, the idea and execution is fantastic !
Fake colonoscopist?
Im quite sure something like that already exists
Fake partner, just like Lisa was.
You're tearing me apart Lisa!
Fake elected official
You think they are in a position to bring about change for the people but actually haha they're just there to fuck you all
Fake Tax Office
Fake appendectomy Fake flight to Paris, seated in coach Fake moon landing
Fake dentist
Fake marriage?
Just an elaborate setup for the honeymoon