this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2023
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[–] bappity@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you need to teach them to put random instances of sleep statements so they can be removed later and you can pretend you optimized the app for your client

[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Guy can afford 4 laptops but didn't have enough to spare for a shirt?

EDIT: Since I guess it wasn't obvious enough, this is a sarcastic joke, I am not being serious.

[–] Moc@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You laugh but this is called fiscal responsibility

[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I mean I am not making fun of him, that is indeed average coder priorities.

[–] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

The server racks behind the camera make it really hot.

[–] SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I knew someone was gonna get butthurt over not wearing a shirt lol who cares

[–] vkirlin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I sit shirtless on my computer as it heats the air, specially noticable in summer. Can't imagine being around 4 at once

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh, I think I can help you: Don't sit on top of your computer, that's the part that gets hot, especially in summer

[–] damnson@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This place was so chill for the first few weeks, now people out here downvoting blatantly obvious and benign humor

[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Welcome to Reddit 2 I guess.

[–] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

“Quit printing baNaNa in your JS console!”

[–] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I like the stickers on the 3rd kid's tough book, that's a nice touch