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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon plays the used car market (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ray@sh.itjust.works 70 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Anon at his day job

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 5 months ago

thank you for pointing me to those comics. 10/10

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago

Seconding the other reply. Thanks for introducing me to this site.

[–] yokonzo@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I was afraid I was gonna get goatse'd

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 33 points 5 months ago

"Still interested."

[–] Amro@kbin.social 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

@Early_To_Risa It's a rather elaborate way to offer a free parking space, bro

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

Looks like load and unload only.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 months ago

Wait until OP figures out that he can just send pictures of his butthole to sales@company.domain

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So, how many miles on it?

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Through it, not on it, lmao

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Lol. I don't judge what they're doing with their asshole, I'm just interested in how far it's... traveled.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

Anon is an asshole.

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

Is it to lower the prices of the car you want to buy?

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

Someone will take one look at anon’s selfie and decide that anon needs to have his horizons widened. Anon will likely accept.