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[–] impudentmortal@lemmy.world 85 points 6 months ago

In the US, the cops are the murderers

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago

FYI you can text the police (or any emergency service) in the UK if you pre register. Took me less than a minute to do.

[–] DNOS@lemmy.ml 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Here in Italy police wont respond anyway.... Or If it does will lough at you and came tomorrow...

[–] ilija@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

In Croatia police will come only if you know someone who is higher rank than them (or if you are higher rank than them)

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

in Estonia police will arrest you and the murderer

[–] BastingChemina -2 points 6 months ago

In France the police will come and arrest you for suspected terrorism because they you had a vegan book in your kitchen

[–] Baggie@lemmy.zip 16 points 6 months ago

Fuck me, it's been so long since I've heard the Australians are all prisoners one that it took me a few seconds to get the joke. We need to do more crimes clearly

[–] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Yeah you can definitely text the police in the US as well

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

Yeah since 2014 you can text 911

[–] Leah96xxx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 months ago

Here in the UK, you can make silent phone calls to 999, but you still need to respond to the operator in dome way. If you can't speak to the operator, they'll ask you to cough or to press certain keys so they can verify that it's a real call. Just dialling 999 without interacting with the operator won't guarantee a police response.

[–] bastion@feddit.nl 1 points 6 months ago

Well, I used to sleep in a lake.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 1 points 6 months ago

you can text 911 though?