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[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The book I had had different animals.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 58 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] Huschke@programming.dev 17 points 6 months ago

Noah: "One of you is female, right?" The lions: "Some days we both are." Noah: "Oh OK, go ahead then."

[–] eltrain123@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Reooooowwwwrrrr…

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

One of the lost books of the bible featured Satan picking some especially sinful dude and telling him to build an ark too.

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If it's lost how do we know? Can you point to some sources? Sounds interesting.

[–] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think they're making a joke that this other boat is what held all the 'bad' animals.

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I suspected as much but I didn't get it.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

That's Satan's prophet, they know because Satan speaks through them; you just have to have faith.

Yeah this was a joke but if you look weird Bible lore here you go https://youtu.be/BhQmLFHxsBw?si=_9HboAiCr_wll1xg

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

At first, i thought the geese in the top right corner were people standing on flying carpets 😄

[–] AAA@feddit.de 4 points 6 months ago

Same. Cannot unsee it.

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I thought they were huge winged dinosaurs haha

[–] Omgarm@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

Watch me prank Noah (gone smelly) (Skunk v2.1 release).

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 months ago
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Not to be devils advocate but birds gotta eat somethong besides seeds

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 6 months ago

God's a dick, he probably told Noah to put 20 on to make sure they survived

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 months ago

God didn't, they evolved later

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Stink bugs um find a way.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

What about all the STDs? They apparently survived the flood so they must have been on the ark too.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago

Stinkbugs are adorable tho