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[–] sci@feddit.nl 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I asked chatgpt to rewrite it:

Leveraging a comprehensive understanding of luminary technologies and operational procedures, I successfully orchestrated the replacement of an incandescent illumination unit, thereby ensuring the unimpeded continuation of a well-lit environment conducive to productivity and safety. This process entailed the meticulous de-installation of the expired bulb, followed by the careful integration of a new luminary element, all while strictly adhering to established safety protocols, effectively demonstrating my prowess in problem-solving, attention to detail, and aptitude for equipment maintenance and upkeep.

[–] solinus@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

incandescent illumination unit

don't people mostly use LEDs these days?

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

He replaced the incandescent illumination unit, doesn't say what he replaced it with...

[–] colin@lemmy.uninsane.org 30 points 1 year ago

bzzzt. "single-handedly" might be read as "not a team player". talk about how you "led a team that performed the upgrade" instead, or if that's not true, maybe you "worked with stakeholders" (i.e. you texted your roommate "i replaced the light btw").

[–] Cube6392@beehaw.org 6 points 1 year ago

*minimal safety incidents

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fun fact, you can put anything on your resume if you lie

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