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[–] PeepinGoodArgs@reddthat.com 44 points 1 year ago (8 children)

But also, just because you walk out of Target or Wal-Mart with a bunch of stolen stuff, doesn't mean you got away with it. Your thefts are being tracked.

Idgaf about corporations. I don't want people to end up in jail, because that's no place for a person to be.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Source: atrocious English tabloid The Sun quoting unverified information from a Tiktoker who claims without proof to have worked for Target at some point.

Reliability: sub zero.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

What if this is a piece designed to dissuade you from stealing by making you believe they’re actually capable of tracking every little item?

[–] good_girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

So basically I should steal until just before I hit felony level and then wait out the statue of limitations.

Got it.

[–] Ser_Salty@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

This is literally a plan that Ricky from Trailer Park Boys would come up with

I heard a guy tried that once and on his last "trip" they called the cops on him and a manager smuggled a bottle of liqor in his backpack so he would hit the felony level.

[–] Sentinian@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago

Thanks for this. I had a feeling something was up since it almost feels like they let you steal.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if this is a piece designed to dissuade you from stealing by making you believe they’re actually capable of tracking every little item?

[–] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

your comment was duplicated, please delete duplicates

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You’re replying to a comment that says “comment deleted.”

I’m way ahead of you. Go complain to someone that can do more about it.

Edit: god dammit it happened again.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

What if that's just ANOTHER Walmart trick?

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

You’re replying to a comment that says “comment deleted.”

I’m way ahead of you. Go complain to someone that can do more about it.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

You’re replying to a comment that says “comment deleted.”

I’m way ahead of you. Go complain to someone that can do more about it.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

What if this is a piece designed to dissuade you from stealing by making you believe they’re actually capable of tracking every little item?

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

What if this is a piece designed to dissuade you from stealing by making you believe they’re actually capable of tracking every little item?

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

What if this is a piece designed to dissuade you from stealing by making you believe they’re actually capable of tracking every little item?

It's a shame to see the quality advice I'm missing out on on Reddit.

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Jet fuel wouldn't steal beams

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