It'll be done with an AI voice or highlighting text in Notepad. There'll be an overly animated mouse pointer circling everything, unlicensed EDM with pitched up vocals, and everything noticeable in the background of the lesson implies piracy, porn, and short courses. There's a 50/50 chance of a popup from a family group chat appearing.

[–] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 months ago

There's a good chance that the EDM is gonna be this

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

you forgot to say the video lasts 2 hours the actual maneuver five seconds

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Yet it still somehow is the best source on the topic

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 44 points 6 months ago (2 children)

But before we get into that, a word from our sponsor...

[–] Zer0_F0x@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hello my friends, my name is Amram Eimnan and today we learn how to defeat missiles

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

you're hastily watching the video while having a missile on your tail

the video only covers what a missile is, the rest is actually in the follow-up video

follow up video is scheduled for publication tomorrow

[–] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago

hastily watching

"It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes."

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Mullvad vpn, are there people attacking you on the internet? Well you need a good defense! Like these tomahawk cruise missles! (plane gets hit) It has all ram servers! And uh (plane begins to death spiral) it stops companys from spying on your web traffic and safe gaurds your data! Like a parachute (looks for parachute) F%@! S¥℅~ thanks mulvad vpn for the sponser ship! (fades to black)

-disclaimer i am not sponserd by any vpn service and just wanted to shitpost,

[–] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Mullvad is going to sell subscriptions to both sides, right? Assuming Sweden is going to be neutral again during WW3.

Or perhaps not because Sweden just joined NATO last month.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Remember to like, comment, and subscribe!

[–] nick@campfyre.nickwebster.dev 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

*rate, comment, and subscribe

Gotta get those five stars

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

And it’s a viper, so it’s gonna be rating too

[–] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 months ago

I love those Indian dudes but my brain doesn't handle their accent very well! (head bobble)

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 7 points 6 months ago

Credibly non-credible defence

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"In dish wideo..."

[–] Wooki@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

F-16 training? Where do i sign up!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Netherlands

[–] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Isn't the point of cruise missiles that the fly low to the ground? Though that doesn't make the meme worse.