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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 85 points 6 months ago (2 children)

And my adult children don't speak to me.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 31 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's because college made them leftist antifa of course.

[–] ManniSturgis@lemmy.zip 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Cruising estranged narcissistic conservative parent Facebook tonight.

[–] VirtualOdour@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I love that they always manage to demonstrate poor reading comprehension so clearly, like the note about private property is clearly in the context of Marxist beliefs not an assumption the world will be Marxist.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Well conservatives are not terribly good readers. That would require education.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I want to go to evil school

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Six years in Evil Medical School.

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[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Pyro@programming.dev 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He said they DON'T speak to him

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Dad? More like DADN'T.

[–] bquintb@midwest.social 46 points 6 months ago

Payin' alimony to own the libs.

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 43 points 6 months ago (1 children)

OMFG, yes!

I remember a gaming associate crying about how his wife has custody of the kids and blamed it on liberalism. Like, dude, I’m pretty sure women being the default and preferred child raising parent is a traditional viewpoint.

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A bullshit one at that. By far.

[–] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Yes but, it’s the more conservative practice.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 30 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Anyone else who was concerned: Sam Elliott’s wife didn’t leave him, and he’s still at least a democrat if not progressive.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

(I was wondering if we were referring to the actual actor, a character that he played, or generic old white men who cosplay as if they work strenuous outdoor jobs).

[–] blackbelt352@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

I've usually seen this meme used as the generic old white guy cosplaying as a blue collar worker.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

That's nice to hear

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[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm a generally unpleasant person to be around.

Checkmate liberals.

[–] pro_grammer@programming.dev 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I never express 1 ounce of affection to my children.

Checkmate, liberals.

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My faithful dog truck died and I buried him with a beer alongside a dirt road that serves as a metaphor for nothing in particular.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

He died

of a bullet

from my gun

because he was weak

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

No pain no gain

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Who is this guy and what’s the story?

[–] kazren@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago (3 children)

That's Sam Elliot, makng an appearance in The Big Lebowski. He's a drunk cowboy at a bowling alley bar.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

How would he get drunk off sarsaparilla?

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well, it is Sioux City sarsaparilla

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] dudinax@programming.dev 2 points 6 months ago

They call him the Sody Pop Kid

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 6 months ago

TIL - Genuinely never seen it outside of Fallout New Vegas, and I always assumed it was some sort of tequila based beverage.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 months ago
[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What the fuck you talking about, man?

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Okay, Dude. Have it your way.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

To OwN tHe LiBz!

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 months ago

This is a great opportunity to try men

[–] pro_grammer@programming.dev 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

random Ryan Gosling picture

subtitle: I'm still thinking about her 13 years later and I haven't been happy in 27 years straight

[–] cmeu@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

I feel personally attacked

[–] Syn_Attck@lemmy.today 4 points 6 months ago (3 children)

WranglerStar, is that you?

[–] Sarmyth@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

No ascot. Couldn't be.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Lmfao that's a name I haven't heard in a while!

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[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

We just need a little more money, Arthur! Tahiti!

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[–] 4am@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago
[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Did Sam elliot do a political ad for Joe Biden?

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Wait, is Sam Elliot actually MAGA? I thought he was liberal.

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Very much no, but he's been used in conservative memes for some time now.

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

That's sad to hear. Reminds me of his appearance on Parks and Rec where his character is initially misjudged as a libertarian/conservative due to his cowboy-like demeanor and off-the-grid lifestyle, but turned out to be a left-leaning hippie instead. The basic idea behind that character being that the right does not have a monopoly on a lot of the "values" they claim to uphold.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I don't know, but I honestly think there's an interpretation available here where he's just speaking to his fellow liberals about how his wife left him.

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