this post was submitted on 19 Apr 2024
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[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Note that these are mathematical italics, which screenreaders obnoxiously sound them out individually, which would be the correct behavior.

Changed, thanks

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'll settle for a big EAT sign at mine. Maybe it should be open casket with a salad bar 🤔

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

5% discount if you accidentally touch the corpse

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Eh, you don't wanna risk touching a corpse, don't make a casket salad.

The corpse is part of the experience. It's why they're posed holding the dressing options. Pry them from their cold, dead fingers!

True, it's like that old saying "you can't make a salad without touching a few corpses"

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 months ago

Better than having a green checkmark only Live.

[–] akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 months ago

that would be fucking hilarious I love it