I'm a juggalo at heart
this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2024
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Usually we see the problem of cleaning products that look too much like food products, this is the first time I've seen the opposite though
to be fair, it's both.
Not even that cheap actually. $10/750ml is on the very low end, but it's not actually shocking.
Alcohol is very expensive in Canada.
Made in Alberta. Not surprised, just disappointed.
They've stopped making it :(
What the holy f*!?!
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I like how Appletini is farther along self hatred than rubbing alcohol is.
Makes me think of Scrubs
I'm beer, wine, whiskey, and gin in that order.
Apparently I'm happy with myself and my alcohol choice comes down to how fucking dumb you cunts were that day.
Beer is way too low on both axis lol
Honestly Beer should appear just as the background
Bear belongs just left of appletini, and vodka with mango juice belongs where beer is.
Vodka straight? Probably a healthy hatred for self and others. Mixed with juice? Now that person knows how to live a happy ass life.
Seriously, if you've a bad drinking habit, vodka and mango juice. You'll crave alcohol less, you're hangovers will be barely noticeable and pleasant, tastes great, is better for you than beers or rum and soda. Plus people will think you're classy AF once you've learned to make a bunch of simple and pleasant cocktails.
Don't waste your time with any of that dirty shit like Smirnoff. Buy something clean like Reyka or don't bother.
Beer should be differentiated; certain beer drinkers are WAY higher on the "hatred for others" axis.
American pilsner is definitely higher on "hatred for others" than others.
American beer is definitely high on the "hatred for self" scale
Anything-“ice” is past that.
Those are right next to plastic vodka jug.
Pabst is ironic self-hatred.
I'm tryna get box beer
The only box beer I've ever seen was from rodenbach. Do any others exist?
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Goddamn I hate gin… Dee you bitch!
Get me a beer!
"Looking over my bottle of captain morgan" ya
Cap'n Morgan is a privateer, not a pirate.
The difference is Morgan did it officially for a country, not to ransack loot from whoever.
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The darker the swill, the darker the seas you sail. Hate yourself better and fight the Kraken with your face.
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I wonder why nobody's tried fermenting hallucinogenic mushrooms and fungi into drinks
Would be hilarious to see someone try to turn that shit into an energy drink
Because they don't taste good and fermented mushrooms have an off-putting texture? I like the flavor of most edible mushrooms but the psylosibe are not tasty.
Microdosing is something I'd really like to try though, it probably WOULD be a really nice energy drink, something that just opened you and woke you just a little not bash you over the head psychedelic.
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They sorta tried with absinthe
Part of me assumes the active chemicals possibly get broken down during fermentation too,
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Where does Everclear rank on this?
Box ethanol, maybe?
Rum featuring a pirate: a healthy dose of hatred for both self and others
Based on this graph and the liquors I enjoy, I can see I hate others more than I hate myself. I already knew this dammit
Rocking that beer whiskey cider happy triangle
Jeez, does this person ever drink water? Might clear things up a bit.
~PSA from hydrohomies
Hey, I like Appletinis and I don't hate myself that much!
Where's water in your chart?
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Water is the antithesis used to judge the alcohol
Water intoxication is actually a thing! It can also be lethal. I think it might be better to avoid drinking water in general. 🤔
I only ever drink tequila and do not hate myself at all
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