My wife made this template and meme and it's too good not to share on the better social media platform.
This is perfect. Tell your wife that she nailed it!
this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2024
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Nail your wife and tell it was ordered by Lemmy
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How does it look if you vertically flip the top right img, so she's facing him?
Seems like a solid idea so I asked her. She says:
I originally tried that, but it looked weird to me.
Clearly she has the better judgement, on account of her having created a cool meme format while I just yap about stuff.
Have a great day!
You mean: flip horizontally, right?
I... Uh. Maybe? I was thinking "flip around a vertical axis", but uh hum
Yikes…this was definitely not one of Geordi’s better moments. 😬
I still want to know how Geordi managed to find an actual human woman who was willing to have sex with him a minimum of two times.
Are you kidding? He's super smart, very personable, handsome, and kind. The whole Leah Brahms hologram was way out of character - I blame the writers. I'm an actual human woman and I think Geordi's a catch!
I can't help it that he had no luck with women. It wasn't just Leah Brahms.
Agreed, and I have no idea why he struck out so much with women. But the Leah Brahms nonsense was out of character for him.
I don't know...
Laforge : I just don't get it, Guinan. I can field-strip a fusion reactor; I can realign a power transfer tunnel. Why can't I make anything work with a woman like Christy? It's like... I don't know what to do. I don't know what to say.
Guinan : You're doing fine with me.
Laforge : You're different.
Guinan : No, you're different.
Laforge : But I'm not trying now.
Guinan : That's my point.
He's a classic "nice guy."
In the 24th century, women are a lot less demanding
Geordie is the incredibly competent and intelligent Chief of Engineering on Starfleet's flagship. He's also pretty handsome. Geordie is quite the catch, not someone who a woman would need to lower her standards for.
Plus the visor is so mysterious.
Leah Brahms was not the only time Geordi struck out.
He's awkward when pursuing, like a lot of engineers, but he's quite the catch once he's comfortable.
Nice try LeVar
Ha! I wish.
People who know what happens in Geordi’s holos:
- Data
- Her
Data only knows the sanitized version of events. He and Geordi mess around with a Holmesian mystery and Geordi's like "Why don't you check into the trail up ahead, Data? I'll hang back and follow up on this minor clue in this alley which happens to be filled with 19th century hookers."
