No, that's, different, you see!
She wasn't a surrogate, she was just raped by a ghost who's also her son, which is of course totally fine and wholesome!
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No, that's, different, you see!
She wasn't a surrogate, she was just raped by a ghost who's also her son, which is of course totally fine and wholesome!
Well if we assume God is female, then Jesus' mom would've been a surrogate, technically, I think.
Depends whether the holy ghost has a penis that ejaculates, really.
....is not something I ever thought I'd write 😆
I mean they might, but if they also have egg cells...
Surrogacy is when a uterus grows a kid that wasn't by their own egg.
Technically, that's called gestational surrogacy. Traditional surrogacy uses the surrogate's egg and the intended father's (or donor's) sperm.
Huh. True enough. Point well made.
I had no idea that existed. I thought surrogacy was donor sperm + donor egg in third party womb.
Fair.
Wasn’t there a TNG episode kinda-sorta like that?
In Catholicism the Holy Ghost is feminine. Though that may be folk Catholicism.
Why do we care what the leader of a pedophile death cult thinks?
Because this particular death cult has billions of members.
In the US, Evangelical Christian’s did not give a shit about abortion until about the 70s, when they realized they could form a coalition with Catholics to gain political power on that wedge issue. Lots of people care about what the Pope thinks, so unfortunately the rest of us have to somewhat too.
Because he influences a lot of other pedophiles, presumably.
The issue of surrogacy, particularly in a country like the United States, which denies people public health care and forces pregnant women to assume an enormous amount of medical risk (particularly in abortion-illegal states), is a hot one from a socio-economic perspective.
Turning desperate young women into indentured servants is bad aktuly. And it shouldn't take a guy in a big gold hat to make that clear.
Hypocrisy?
To think that an entire Abrahamic religion was born from a woman's need to convince her husband that she hadn't slept with another man hence she came up with the whole "God did it" and raised her son to believe it.
Why would Mary care what the Pope has to say? She's Jewish.
To quote Captain Holt:
"That is amazingly funny."
Hot Damn!
God committed rape and adultery.
I mean, after thousands of years of Christianity, it's a little weird that people get so shocked when they behave like assholes.
Absolute perfection.
Yah, ...like she had a choice.
Just for the record, there are a surprising number of rich people who are paying other people to have children for them. It's not for medical reasons, but for cosmetics and convenience. It actually is pretty weird imo.
That sounds like something tabloids would say but has little relationship to the truth. If you got hard numbers I will look at them and you can prove me wrong.
pregancies
The comic correctly infers that religion is only as valid as the person chooses, thereby confirming its manmade origin