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[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 32 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Try combining any of two of these for an even better experience.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Jerking off while killing your dad is not ok

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 months ago

Jerking off while crying is a perfect match.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

I do like living and jerking off

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Tag yourself, I'm jerking off

E: 'pawing off' but boring human words

[–] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago

OwO I think u r probably a furry I just leaned a new word for when a furry masturbates will use this word to describe horny furry friends :3

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago

[This section is a Stub. You can help by expanding it.]

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 22 points 5 months ago

piss your pants? shit and cum maybe?

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

4/5 and working on the 5th one. All in a day's work.

[–] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's OK, it can be hard to cry sometimes.

[–] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 4 points 5 months ago

Nah, just afraid to look up. Who knows what I'll see after today.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 14 points 5 months ago

Therapy ✨

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago

Ah, yes, how I make every day better.

Just fucking masturbate.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

“you can jerk off.”

“source?”

[–] danielf@aussie.zone 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

~~Rational Wiki?~~ Okay, nope.