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Sally Super Sex (another oldie) (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by Lauchs@lemmy.world to c/jokes@lemmy.world

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Bill is a lifelong bachelor and his retirement is coming up. As a retirement gift, his buddies decide to hire a lady of the evening for him. After some searching, they find a lady who advertises herself as Sally Super Sex! Super sex, how can they go wrong?

So, the first day of his retirement, they hire Sally and send her off to Bill's house. When Bill greets her door she introduces herself:

"Hi, I'm Sally Super Sex!"

"Hmmm. Well, I think I'll take the soup, I'm too old for sex."

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[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't get it...

[–] tonyn@lemmy.ml 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Soup or Sex

[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 0 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Still don't get it... not from the US to clarify.

[–] wintermute_oregon@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

When you go out to eat in America, they often ask if you want soup or salad. It comes out super salad when they say it.

[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 1 points 7 months ago

Yeah, like here, when they ask you whether you'd like more bread with that bread thingie you're already eating 😂.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The old man hears her inroduce herself as:

"Soup or sex?"

rather than,

"Super Sex!"

[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ooooh 🤣🤣🤣

[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

That was so goddamn wholesome.