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[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 48 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What a horrible day to have eyes

[–] SamWoof03@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What a horrible eye to have days

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago
[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 40 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

all you had to do was follow the damn train cj

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] CausticFlames@sopuli.xyz 7 points 5 months ago

Such a fantastic movie

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 19 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I had a warm egg straight outta the cloaca once and it was amazeballs

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Thanks for sharing, your post was the push I needed to go vegan again

Edit couldn’t do it, love them Dino nuggies

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

God dammit Lemmy

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Did you eat it raw? Or like ...how did you notice it was warm? Usually eggs get pretty hot when they're cooked.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 months ago

So because chickens are warm blooded, stuff that's been inside of them feels warmer than ambient temperature when it's only been outside of them for just a few seconds. After cooking the egg got even warmer than that though.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Teen titans Go did an entire episode about this 10 years ago.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

“Where are they now that you need them? That’s right Jimmy; out buying cigarettes. FOR 10 YEARS!”

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yes, and also it's a reoccurring character (not (always?) in the same extend).

youtube/v=ZOg6isSwgf0

[–] sag@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

LOL I was just about to comment this. (I still watch)

[–] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Plans didn't go the way i had originally intended, but it could have been worse.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I didn't realise Chris (Simpsons Artist) was still going. Or is this not recent?

[–] neptune@dmv.social 2 points 5 months ago

I have definitely seen this over the years.

[–] Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Terrible. My family treats me like shit and if I don't smile and say "thank you so much for what you've done for me" I am the bad guy. Just like every other person on this shithole planet.

I hope yall have different experiences. Take care of the good people in your life. You never know what could have been without them.

[–] Xttweaponttx@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago