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Essential for this Easter (file.coffee)
submitted 7 months ago by Zerush@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 46 points 7 months ago

I thought Lemmy didn't have targeted advertising!

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 33 points 7 months ago

Too risky having it hanging out like that. It could get caught on a doorway or squished against someone on a busy metro.

Only safe way to transport eggs on your person is up the butt.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 22 points 7 months ago (5 children)

It looks 3D printed.

[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 17 points 7 months ago

It is, have made, does not fit jumbo eggs without resizing.

[–] ililiililiililiilili@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Does anyone have this STL? I'm, ummm, asking for a friend.

[–] Titou@feddit.de 2 points 7 months ago

Because it probably is

[–] xamirozar@lemm.ee 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Not Easter related but I prefer this holster.

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He's clearly got an egg holster right next to the Holy Sauce

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

real professionals keep an opened egg in their holster with the hot sauce already inside

[–] heavy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

Heck naw brother, we eat on Easter too, that IS related

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Technology has gone too far

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ehhhhh....not far enough

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 2 points 7 months ago

It should also hold a magnum condom

[–] Etienne_Dahu@jlai.lu 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

An egg? Back in my day we wore an onion on our belt!

[–] stewie3128@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago

It was the style at the time

[–] weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

May I offer you an egg in this trying time?

[–] h05@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

That's even funnier in German because the German word for "eggs" ("Eier") is colloquially used as a synonym for testicles

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

In Spain too, eggs "huevos" is also used for testicles., but also "pelotas" (balls) is used. Direct for testicles also used cojones.

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

In case you run into a friend during a trying time

[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 months ago

I can finally finish my Gyro Zeppeli cosplay

[–] Screamium@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

This would be OP in Monster Hunter

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 months ago

Taskmaster contestants: 👀

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 7 months ago

Maybe it's cause there is no banana for scale, but that egg looks huge... like an ostrich egg.

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Feels like we need to combine this next gen eggnology with AI

[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 2 points 7 months ago

Eggnology is my word of the day

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

okay but for serious Easter egg hunters, we're gonna need a belt that can hold like 30 of them. like a grenade holding belt. But for Easter eggs, y'know

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Also useful if you just happened to be driving through the Hobby Lobby parking lot and saw that skank Alicia’s car the day after finding out she met your kinda-boyfriend at that axe throwing place and they made out and left together.

[–] oDIRECTORo@lemmy.radio 1 points 7 months ago

Frank Reynolds approves. Frank Reynolds holding a Paddy's pub qegg

[–] dog_@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Makes me want to throw it at cars

[–] Jaderick@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Eggcellent for egging Nazis on the streets