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[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 27 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Did you try feeling it in your heart? Feeling his presence? You just have to believe.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

You just have to believe.

This is what really kept me questioning as a kid. "You just have to start with the conclusion!" but what religion can't I believe if I just start with the conclusion?

[–] criitz@reddthat.com 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Couldn't you do this with any diety you pleased?

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not if you don't want to go to the hell everyone is going to except for my religion

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What about if Jainism, Judaism, Hindusim, Sikh, Buddhist, or pretty much any religion that isn't Xian or Islam is the correct one?

It is actually a bit of a challenge to find any other religions that declared you will go to hell if you don't worship a certain God. The closest I ever found was if you dissed Hades he could get back at you. Which to be fair he doesn't demand you worship him only that you bury your dead so he can get them. He just wants your dead relatives to have a proper burial not for you to tell him how awesome he is.

But just in case. Hades if you are there and listening you are awesome man. And an awesome dude like yourself totally wouldn't bring me to the bad place.

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Ignoring the religions followed by over half the world's population, then I guess you'd have trouble finding such hate. There is hope?

So Hades (the land) was subdivided into shitty Tartarus and happy Elysium. If you did not properly give praise to the correct gods, mostly by worshipping the wrong ones, not only were you executed, but you'd end up in Tartarus (Hell) instead of Elysium (heaven). I think the girls you were expected to be worshipping depended on locality and time of year. Socrates is a good example of a blasphemer who was sent to Tartarus for his wrong choice of Gods

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[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

🎶🎶I need you Jesus, babyyyy🎶🎶

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If you didn't feel it, you're a failure.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Of course if you did feel it chances are equal that you are also a failure.

I was devout and am willing to testify under oath that I felt moved at services more times than I can remember when I was a kid.

[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

What the hell are these font choices?

Golden China Super Buffet IMPACT versus The A-Team Sans

[–] feine_seife@feddit.de 10 points 7 months ago (22 children)

You cannot compare religion and science. They are fundamentally different philosophies. Hence if someone tries to force one into the other they get garbeld garbage.

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[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

If I get to have a jetpack, I'm converting to Christianity.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Me too, I’ll even do the prayer thing and everything. I’ll drink the blood, I’ll eat the flesh, I’ll sing the hymns.

If I had a jetpack nothing about my life would be boring.

Someone needs to call the pope. “Bruh, church attendance doesn’t have to be down! Everyone who converts and tithes gets a jetpack! We’re back baby!”

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 7 months ago

Shit. To go that hard we're going to have to include fuel, maintenance, and an insurance plan.

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Does it have to be useful and functional? I am sure we can get you a cardboard box with the words jetpack written on it that we can strap to your back.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 7 months ago

The picture obviously shows it being awesome.

[–] webpack@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

bro physics/chem/bio ain't easy and straightforward this shit hard man

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Feel morally superior > make judgements against others > legislate your “beliefs”

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