Unfortunately I can hear these arguments non-ironically with only very small changes in the wording.
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satire is woven from the same thread that composes reality 😔
Can someone stop this reality? I'd like to get off and take the next one.
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
- Douglas Adams
Reason #42 for more funding to go towards theoretical physics.
Reason 42…. Because the universe isn’t whacky enough?
PugJesus wants a re-roll on reality, and this is the only reliable way to do so. At least as far as I'm aware.
We could just, like, keep dosing him with shrooms and stuff.
That’ll change reality,
Part of me wants to create a user named Hypnotoad for the express purpose of replying to this exchange and offering his services. But it's coming up on 4am and I'm expected to be a productive member of society in a few hours.
🍄🟫
I'm helping!
- Bizarro Quinn
That sounds rough.
Good luck with the coffee maker in the morning
Thinking in black or white is for the far right.
remarkably based
edit: for posterity, this was satire but i’m comfortable recognizing it wasn’t opaque enough hence the poor reception. we’ll get em next time.
Your genius will be understood in time o7
bwaha thanks lmao
i may try to construct something a little more for the masses and try again. no artist is successful the first time.
"I only posted it ironically"
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schrodinger%E2%80%99s%20douchebag
Gtfo
thanks did you read it at all lol
"it wasnt opaque enough hence the poor reception"
Instead of "oh I guess my teenage edgyism wasn't as brilliant as I thought"
Introspection — you should try it
Edit i thought people knew about this: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law
i posted a meme on 196 the other day asking people to please go out and vote and promptly got 55 replies from people who unironically believed this. a solid 50% of them admitted to not reading the post i wrote.