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Beercycling (lemmy.ml)
submitted 7 months ago by Zerush@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 112 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I once heard a wise old man at the pub urinals say "you never buy beer, you only ever rent it" before he proceeded to piss all over his shoes.

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 33 points 7 months ago

EA: and I took that literally

[–] Cryan24@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

If you're Danish. He gave you a free beer.

[–] bort@sopuli.xyz 69 points 7 months ago (1 children)

As usual, the US is already one step ahead: they cut out the middleman by skiping a step.

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago

Really saved us a lot of time when we figured out you could just piss in the can

[–] DosDude@retrolemmy.com 66 points 7 months ago

[–] ieightpi@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I always assumed that pee killed plants.

Exhibits A: ever seems dog owners lawn with patches of dead lawn?

After seeing this pic I had to look up if I was wrong about this. And it turns out I'm not. Just got dilute the pee first.

[–] Lesrid@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sucralose and other similar artificial sweeteners make human urine extremely toxic to the environment as well.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

This sounds like bullshit.

[–] mojo_raisin@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Another way is to add urine to compost and use the compost.

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 16 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Where is the second guy from the right side looking? (ﾟ_ﾟ)

[–] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 13 points 7 months ago

"Nice cock, bro"

[–] Raxiel@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

At this guy.
Brad McGuire

[–] Cryan24@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Note to self, avoid Danish beer.

[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

FYI, most popular Danish beers:

Tuborg

Carlsberg

Harboe

Ceres

Albani

Faxe

Thor

But you're welcome to add more in the commemts

[–] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Royal

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml -3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

French beer the worst,inSpain mostly good beer

[–] DrFuggles@feddit.de 3 points 7 months ago

France has a very active craft beer scene, they're available Even in small towns. But yeah, Cronenbourg etc is just meh

[–] Titou@feddit.de 1 points 7 months ago

Which one did you tried ?

[–] Turious@leaf.dance 6 points 7 months ago

Tasty nitrogen.

[–] Carrolade@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

...we should put more junior-high science posters above urinals.

[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Or Norwegian brewers for that matter. Looking at you Ringnes.

[–] Cover_czar@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago

The one's pissing would drink the same?🤨

[–] the_rogue@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

I'm never drinkin beer ever again

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

*me on Sundays*

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Maybe just avoid some Danish beer.

[–] the_rogue@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

How would i know if they don't make it like the danish ?

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

I know, I know. I just didn't want anyone giving up on all beer. That would be so sad

[–] tazy@lemmy.tazy.xyz 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Piss beer idk about that lol

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

You're going to be really upset when you hear about the water cycle