Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 6 months ago by thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Stationary.

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[–] Secret300@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I don't get it

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 45 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Looks like the joke flew over ur head

[–] shortwavesurfer@monero.town 20 points 6 months ago

Seems like you landed that quite well.

[–] UsedRealNameB4@lemmy.world 41 points 6 months ago

Its a word play on "stationary" i.e. not moving and stationery i.e. writing materials.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Sheet.

[–] lando55@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

That joke lands better when spoken