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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Alarm bells, chicken kid. Red flags!

Other person's basically admitting to a frequent loss of emotional control and being allowed to do it with/at their partner. I bet by week four of drama, chicken kid's constantly rolling eyes away from yet another outburst of attempted emotional manipulation and going to KFC.

[–] remotedev@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 months ago

You just described every middle school relationship

[–] numberfour002@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It's true what they say, though. You can't make an omelette without breaking an egg. That's also true when it comes to properly breading chicken in preparation for deep frying, the secret ingredient is dipping the chicken in egg before coating with bread crumbs. And I think if we're all being honest with ourselves, the same can basically be said about relationships.

[–] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Are you saying I should dip my wife in egg wash and bread crumbs? That's a weird kink.

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

I think they're saying you should dip your wife in egg before dipping in breadcrumbs.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 2 points 6 months ago

Hey don't knock someone else's yumm

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Note: deep-fried spouse may be illegal in your jurisdiction

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

You bet....what?

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago

Reasonable chicken kid. Self aware of their boundaries

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"so [x] is more important than me??? 😭"

bruh

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago
[–] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

Find you someone who looks at you the way this kid (probably) looks at fried chicken

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Good. Don't let anyone change what you truly care about.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

This actually very solid advice, no joke, have bro who's 25 currently, walking dead looking mf because his girl manipulating and shaming the fuck of him while he's working 11 hours 6 days a week and cooking and doing chores at home, bro lost himself

[–] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Also, impressive penmanship, on both counts.

[–] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

They got their priorities right. Can’t help a friend/SO in need if you’re hangry and weak from lack of food.

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Least I got chicken

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.de 1 points 6 months ago

Well, they're honest, that's nice.

[–] Retreaux@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago