my favorite is those cups with the glitter in them when you're taking a particularly aggressive sip from one and it cracks and spills into you and you now have sparkly lips and a few days later a rare poop
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That’s very specific lol are you speaking from experience?
please respect my privacy
Your hospital stay after drinking mastercard mousewater: priceless.
I pay them in gold rewards.
Where can I get this mouse? Also what superpower did you get?
Your credit card details (and renal failure)
Where can I get this mouse?
I can't help you, but if you're just interested in drinking mouse water (an endeavor I do not encourage) and don't care what company gets associated with your death when people search the news story,
can I interest you in Popcicle, Delta Faucets, Star Wars, or injectable beta-1a interferon?
I think I’ll go with Star Wars might allow me to use the force.
I think I’ll go with Star Wars might allow me to use the force.
If the force you're referencing is suction.
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