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[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 61 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Unfortunately Russia is figuring out that they can't handle high tech, but they can handle lots of low tech.

"Quantity is a quality of it's own".

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Quantity is a quality of its own if you have unlimited manpower, i.e. if you are a low-tech agrarian society with naturally high birth rates and an effectively limitless pool of expendable serfs the Czar can press into canon-fodder service whenever he needs to wage war. Unfortunately for the current Czar, these things no longer hold, and no amount of pontificating about “traditional values” will turn this around by itself.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

To be careful: I am not a supporter of Russia. Let's be clear on that.

Agreed he can't do this forever, but he only needs to hold out long enough for funding to run out, and is happy to spend lives and low tech equipment in the meantime. Look at the losses in avdiivka.

So for all interested porpoises, he did have unlimited lives and gear

All we can do is hope trump doesn't win and whatever Congress is next doesn't hold funding hostage

[–] Head@lemmings.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

If I had a dime for every time autocorrect swapped to the incorrect form of “its,” I’d have enough to fly to California and drown Tim Apple and Richard Google with dimes.

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[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 41 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I maybe don't get the meme, but why would western communists like modern russia? the most supporters of russia I know irl are far right

[–] frezik@midwest.social 56 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (7 children)

It's not a very good label for this. There's a certain subsection of the left that sees anti-Americanism as an ideology, and therefore any state that opposes America is categorically good.

They're not common, and they tend to overlap with the sort who's mom found their weed stash and made them throw it away. Lacking weed, they turn to making a lot of loud noises on Lemmy.

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They're not common, but annoyingly a shockingly large number of them use Lemmy.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Lemmy exists because of them. Dessalines and crew didn't make Reddit for Leftists as a mere coincidence after r/ChapoTrapHouse got banned.

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[–] SmilingSolaris@lemmy.world 36 points 8 months ago

Hi, western communist here. Russia is a christo-fascist state but some fellow commies have accepted the position that any faction against US global dominance is one worth supporting regardless of their actual policies and humanity. The idea being that the #1 goal should be the distruction of the hegemony that has oppressed many of the worlds nations in the hopes that communism can rise out of them now that they would be free to make that choice.

Most communists in the West are not like this. This is a specific subsection of communists who want to knowingly support christo-fascists. Most western communists fucking hate Russia.

[–] FlorianSimon@sh.itjust.works 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Look up "accelerationism".

[–] VirtualOdour@sh.itjust.works 21 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Which is basically ' I'm only pretending to be an asshole' aka 'it's just a prank bro'

Anyone claiming to be fucking things up because they belive it'll magically fix everything is a liar and an idiot.

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

It's literally foreign propaganda aimed at the mid-wit segment; a way to lever the vaguely leftwing-but-angry via formal sounding philosophy.

It's also why you really only find it discussed on Lemmy or 8chan, etc.

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[–] cazsiel@lemmy.world 40 points 8 months ago (1 children)

should be labeled tankies but yea

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yep. Tankies love it when you refer to all communists as tankies.

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[–] Wodge@lemmy.world 33 points 8 months ago

In other news, the remaining T-84s come with cope cage mounting points installed at the factory!

Not enough budget for the cope cage though.

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 31 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I’m not a tank guy, but didn’t half of it’s gimmicks didn’t work or were hopelessly outdated in the first place?

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 28 points 8 months ago (6 children)

The NATO-beating AI targeting systems are literally a potato, though their development did pay for a number of superyachts off Monaco and stately homes in Surrey.

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[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 19 points 8 months ago (5 children)

The thermal optics are outdated shit that the French offloaded on them after pulling them off the Leclerc.

The "Active protection system" requires manual input from the crew. I don't really need to elaborate on why that's bad, right?

The engine was never designed to be used in a vehicle. It's meant for running fuel pumps. There is no evidence that it can hit its stated top speeds.

The internal electronics are all visibly outdated, and have no backups. If the monitors go down, the crew are blind.

The autoloader is just the same tech they've been putting in tanks since the sixties.

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The “Active protection system” requires manual input from the crew. I don’t really need to elaborate on why that’s bad, right?

You need to be actively using it at all times or you die

[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

You need to be actively using it at all times and you die

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[–] xePBMg9@lemmynsfw.com 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Makes sense that a relatively small economy like Russia can't afford expensive pieces of hardware like that. Especially when at war. They probably already knew it. Just announcing it now.

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

You hearing this Xi? Yladivostok is up for the taking in a "3 day special military operation." You can go protect the large minority of Han (Chinese, but the type they actually care about) citizens, score an easy military and political victory, regain territory that China lost in like 1900, and pull attention away from Taiwan, all at the same time.

Deng Xiaoping missed his chance in 1989, the last time we bankrupted The USSR/Russia. Don't miss your chance to regain glorious Chinese territory!

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 18 points 8 months ago

HAHA HAHAHAHA

[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Image unrealistic. The Western Communists aren't jerking each other off.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 9 points 8 months ago

Why aren't we jerking each other off?

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