this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2023
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[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago

Somehow I dont think "Magnificent Massive Mommy Milkies" would make you feel better.

[–] mick@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had a brain MRI a couple of years ago and got the same. My brain and your breasts are unremarkable.

[–] cultsuperstar@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago

Had a colonoscopy a couple years ago and got the same. Her breasts, your brain, and my colon are unremarkable.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

“Those titties were dope, yo”

[–] LegendofDragoon@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The other fun one from reports like this is grossly normal

Disgustingly ordinary

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] alaxitoo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Congratulations ✨ but oof 😓

[–] BastingChemina 8 points 1 year ago

My last x-ray results was:

UNREMARKABLE BONY THORACIC CAGE

I feel like they could have stop at unremarkable, no need to burn further by adding bony.

[–] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe if you had French ones instead of US ones they would be markable

[–] darvocet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They are markable you just can’t remark them.

[–] Uniquitous@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] WheeGeetheCat@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Derivative.

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