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[–] Delta_V@lemmy.world 57 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] myxi@feddit.nl 10 points 8 months ago

idk why but my dick hurts whenever i look at this one

[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 45 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I wanna see bottom right fly itself into top left

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 39 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 40 points 8 months ago

Rip antononononononononov

[–] penquin@lemm.ee 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's why I never invite people to visit my GitHub page 😂

[–] alexdeathway@programming.dev 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] Spider89@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Spiralvortexisalie@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I wanted to visit but it kept insisting on only absolutely propriety software, so I had to abort.

[–] penquin@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Stay curious..... Forever. Lol

[–] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 27 points 8 months ago

Don't worry, you'll have a bright future at Boeing.

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

#2 oh shit we goin to Phlostan Paradise?!

[–] alexdeathway@programming.dev 7 points 8 months ago

Build in public, meanwhile the projects: