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Beginner developer moment (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Delta_V@lemmy.world 57 points 8 months ago (1 children)

[–] myxi@feddit.nl 10 points 8 months ago

idk why but my dick hurts whenever i look at this one

[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 45 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I wanna see bottom right fly itself into top left

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 39 points 8 months ago (1 children)

straight to horny jail

[–] Delta_V@lemmy.world 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)

[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

[–] UnverifiedAPK@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 40 points 8 months ago

Rip antononononononononov

[–] penquin@lemm.ee 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's why I never invite people to visit my GitHub page 😂

[–] alexdeathway@programming.dev 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

now i am curious.

[–] Spider89@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My Github

[–] Spiralvortexisalie@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I wanted to visit but it kept insisting on only absolutely propriety software, so I had to abort.

[–] Spider89@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

[–] penquin@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Stay curious..... Forever. Lol

[–] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 27 points 8 months ago

Don't worry, you'll have a bright future at Boeing.

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

#2 oh shit we goin to Phlostan Paradise?!

[–] Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Leelu Dallas Multipass

[–] phreekno@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

[–] alexdeathway@programming.dev 7 points 8 months ago

Build in public, meanwhile the projects: