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Alt next: a me-me with a sick ass skeleton with a cloak and skull rings and dog tags around its hand that say “you’re” and “next” in cool gothic print pointing at the viewer with the text overlain (top) “You!” (Bottom🤤) “You shower naked don’t you!”

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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 39 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Nah. I showered with my skin on.

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 18 points 8 months ago

Found the Skinwalker.

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Of course not! I shower clothed. How else am I supposed to wash them?!

[–] ULS@lemmy.ml 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Showering naked means ~~you're~~ ur gay. It's basically the definition.

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 8 months ago (2 children)

It's literally touching the naked body and genitals of someone who's the same gender as you on perhaps a daily basis.

[–] Eagle0600@yiffit.net 9 points 8 months ago

That's why I never wash my genitals. I leave them just as musky as god intended.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 8 months ago

False, my gender doesn't match my bodies sex so for me it's entirely straight

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

I wear socks in the shower. Makes them feel great in my shoes the rest of the day 🥰

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm actually a never-nude.

There's dozens of us! Dozens!!

[–] Pieresqi@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

No, I bathe

[–] swab148@startrek.website 7 points 8 months ago

I CRANK MY HOG NAKED TOO AND THERE'S NOTHIN' THE MAN CAN DO ABOUT IT

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Damn right. What you gonna do bout it?

[–] outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 8 months ago
[–] reddithalation@sopuli.xyz 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)