I don't want to be a guy with a mushroom hat, but I don't want to be a girl with a mushroom hat either.
I want to be a mushroom. Put me in the dirt and let me just absorb nutrients and sporulate.
this post was submitted on 01 Mar 2024
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Mmm yeah baby. Gonna make you sporulate all over me.
That’s enough internet for today.
I make it as phone wallpaper
Nice, a shame it's kinda low resolution :/
Just pretend this was the original version, now it looks high-res
Just kidding, here's a higher res version:
Thanks, for a unknown reason i wasn't able to export it in full res
This made me laugh
yeah if I was born a male, I'd want to be a girl too. We women are pretty damn gorgeous & awesome. Welcome.
As a bonus, I'd keep the penis because having titties & cock all in one sexy person is super sexy, best of both worlds all in one.
As someone who doesn't hate her girldick, I assure you, that would feel weird about it nonetheless, because even tho you do like it, you know for a fact people will judge you for having a bulge as a woman and that pressure will be put on you to remove it
having titties & cock all in one sexy person is super sexy
Intersex people are often forgotten :)
That said, I don’t think it’s fair to say only one gender is gorgeous and awesome, but I think I get what you mean
shrigma female
I could read this either way: either the person with the phone is showing their goal, or they’re showing who they used to be