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Arson, murder, murder, murder, vigilantism, murder, arson, environmental damage, arson, murder, possible war crimes (Fallout 76 doesn't really have laws I suppose), murder...

I may have harvested my beets a little late.

Dispensing Freedom.

Having six throwing stars and a shitload of buffs... as a potato

Eradicating an entire species of bugs

i built a fortress for dwarves to brew and prosper inside

Abandoning my post in defense of Super Earth. I am sorry, Democracy.

Having eleven kings in one poker hand.

Democracy (it was helldivers)

Climbing a mountain but dying too much along the way. Like a little too much.

Public inebriation, disturbing the peace

(Rock and Stone ⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️)

I didn't get arrested, because I suffer from a knee injury and my adventures have ended

Supporting democracy!

Unauthorized orbital rocket launches.

Capturing and enslaving weird magic animals

Loving Managed Democracy too hard

Falcon punching Pikachu.

Stealing villager's beds.

Possession of psychite with intention to distribute

and like, at least 3 or 4 warcrimes, but whose counting

Unlicensed space travel

Tax Fraud.

Rotting in a Shinra prison for bombing a Mako reactor. In my defense, the new explosion graphics were great.

Throwing a stick of dynamite into the middle of a kkk meeting outside of Rhodes. Sorry, not sorry.

Failing to properly evacuate the city during a Tsunami because its easier just to clean up afterwards (Cities Skylines).

Genocide

Forcing thousands of grandmother's into endless work. Destroying ecosystems. Ravaging planets. Ending light itself. Enslaving Gods. And eliminating every parallel world in existence. All to make cookies. More and more. On and on and on. Universes of cookies more numerous than atoms in the cosmos.

But I'm almost done.

Disregarding all Osha violations, colonizing a planet and killing all natural life.

damm I love factorio

Forcing a dragon to fuck a bear?

I guess I'll be getting arrested for helping people build a village.

Elden Ring... soo.. lots of murder

Murdering tens of thousands of natives in North America to build plantations to make money to build factories in England.

I think this is the kind of violence history books often frame as the "unfortunate side of progress", so I guess it's okay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

PC: Politely asking for and engaging in street fights with random strangers.

Mobile: Baking cookies

Web: Making paperclips

Been playing Dorfromantik so building quaint, idyllic villages with expansive forests and streams.

Gambling fraud. I keep playing 5 of a kind Flush in Balanto and it keeps working!

Driving a giant tractor with a trailer full of soybeans the wrong way around a roundabout to deliver the soybeans to the grocery store.

Using obscene amounts of violence to protect freedom and democracy across the galaxy.

Idk...Being a good lawyer? I was just playing The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles

Driving a Trabant through the desert. Occasionally shooting rabid bunnies.

Rolling a ball that, through exponential growth, eventually starts to swallow up the likes of skyscrapers, clouds, Godzilla, and the planets of the galaxy.

Crushing LEGO villains and collecting silver, gold, and purple studs.

Going a-víking and dismembering "a few" Englishmen...

Genociding an entire planet, making said planet implode.

Space mining.