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[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 60 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Mum says milk isn't good for cats.

[–] mustbe3to20signs@feddit.de 51 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Lactose free milk is fine in small doses like above

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 47 points 8 months ago (3 children)

They sell cat milk in the store near me. Which I can only assume is the milk of a cat.

[–] mustbe3to20signs@feddit.de 59 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I think so too, like baby powder obviously must be made of pulverized infants.

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I believe that baby powder is made by drying and grinding the leftover scrap from processing babies. You wouldn't want anything to go to waste

[–] mustbe3to20signs@feddit.de 12 points 8 months ago

Right, powder from whole babies would be insanely expensive. Guess you have to freeze dry and grate one yourself for the real stuff...

[–] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I always thought baby powder is how you make baby for breakfast. Just add water or milk, cover, and microwave for 1 1/2 minutes.

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Come on nobody microwaves their baby for breakfast. That just makes it rubbery. It needs to be done stove top in a double boiler.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

It's so inhumane

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 months ago
[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I would assume that cats would like it just as much. I've heard that cats can't taste sweet.

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I've heard that too, but my cat has a sweet tooth. I have to keep everything sweet from her. Anyway, they can definitely be attracted by fat in the milk.

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

but cats love it and they drink it in Tom and Jerry

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 34 points 8 months ago

How could you not love that stupid face?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I have never seen a cat cry. If I did, it would probably need to go to the vet.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Literally me irl. Milk spilt, face sad.