Kinda off topic, but I'd honestly distrust any product with "freshness guaranteed" on it more than one without. It's like they're trying to compensate for something. Everyone knows that they're going to do the absolute bare minimum they have to do to "guarantee" that freshness, so it's not really a guarantee. Unless they back it up with a great return policy of course.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yes, Walmart has the most lax return policy ever, especially with food. Like no questions asked unless you're obviously abusing the policy. If you buy any food item and it turns out not fresh enough for your standards, you can just take it to the return area and they'll tell you to go get another while they do the work on your receipt.

This can be extrapolated further to get the "Walmart lifetime warranty" on anything they sell whether you bought it there or not.

[–] seathru@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Works with amazon too. Even if something is legitimately still under warranty and it breaks, it's usually far less hassle just to buy another and return the broke one for a refund.

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Trans National Anthem Intensifies

[–] Fawei_@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Which leads to the question, what would the Trans National Anthem be?

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

transtranstranstranstranstranstranstranstranstranstranstranstranstranstranstransTRANS

Or something by 100 gecs idk

[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Why did I just sing this to the tune of the Soviet Anthem?

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

I propose Shania Twain's "Man! I Feel Like A Woman."

Or maybe the Nicky Flowers remix of the Wii Shop music.

[–] legopika@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 months ago

My vote would be something by Laura Jane Grace

[–] Kyatto@leminal.space 1 points 7 months ago