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submitted 7 months ago by hellfire103@lemmy.ca to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 42 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Her ass is NOT concatenating files either

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Silly. This is how the ‘cat file name’ command work. You type it and the cat spits out the contents.

[–] nyan@lemmy.cafe 5 points 7 months ago

I will have to remember not to use that command anymore. 'Scuse me while I clean up the hairball . . .

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 4 points 7 months ago

Oh, it’s just like the historical origin of words like “bug” or “patch”.

[–] Glitchington@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago

"These 'CAT' cables, they aren't made out of real cat right?"

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 13 points 7 months ago

But the server makes for a wonderful bum warmer.

[–] ursakhiin@beehaw.org 8 points 7 months ago

I see nothing wrong, here.

My furry ass isn't sysadmin certified and I sit it on the switch without a wristband, keyboard, and laptop daily.

[–] pheeef@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

That looks like a WatchGuard XTM 5 Series. A Router/Firewall not a switch. 🙃

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

nothing purrsonal kit

[–] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Netapp 🤮

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

who do you prefer?

[–] gareppa@programming.dev 3 points 7 months ago

This is what happens when you wrongly use pipes to redirect cat to dev/null. Happy now?