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[–] TheEntity@kbin.social 39 points 9 months ago
[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Damn it's almost as long as his leg

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

No wonder why the employer's mom looks so happy

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Or ded because absolutely gutted & eviscerated

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We've all been there, amirite guys?

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] FfaerieOxide@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago

Oh this old chestnut

I find it's more similar to a walnut.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

What's it doing up there?? moves it back down to the scrotum

[–] cultsuperstar@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

Look at the hog on that guy.

[–] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[–] jivandabeast@lemmy.browntown.dev 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Heres a version without a third leg so you can send it to your friends 💀

[–] MagicPterodactyl@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You and I have different kinds of friends

[–] jivandabeast@lemmy.browntown.dev 3 points 9 months ago

More about not jumpscaring them when we're all at work 🤣

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

Bro is fucking slangin my god