this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2023
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On a sidenote I believe this meme did not foresee webasm ;-;

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[–] pacology@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

It works for roller coasters, it will work for my crappy website. By the way, isn’t it what rails is??

[–] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least asm won't stab you in the back

[–] FiskFisk33@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

no, it stabs you repeatedly in the face

[–] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

Lol.

You know what I mean though? There's no optimising compiler to do something entirely unexpected when you accidentally invoke UB.