Why doesn't the program work? Because I wrote it that way. Why would you write it that way? Because I am a fucking moron, apparently.
this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2023
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My code is never that cute.
Yeah that's what I thought too. Needs a hundred more mouths filled with sharp teeth. All screaming at once in a shattering howl that will darken your dreams for decades.
And eyes, eyes everywhere. Rolling in pain, or the deeper ecstasy of madness.
Put everything inside a try except block and if something goes wrong make it print "i'm sowwy, i made a oppsie daisy UWU"
Coding is hard sometimes. Mostly be course of ourselves.
Don't be too hard with cute little code blocks. They love you, even if they don't work properly :3
I feel attacked lol
my code: Like this? does everything wrong
Love it
This needs an obvious and uncommon spelling error. lol
scp999 <3
Had to do a double take, for a moment I thought that was an ass