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Please do not the MRI machine

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[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anal rail gun. Babe new band name just dropped.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It does conjure quite the mental image.

[–] _bac@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] _bac@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

its not even a mri, its a ct scan

[–] genuineparts@feddit.de 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well if it was true I highly doubt they finished the MRI...

[–] j0mbie@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, they would need to see where the item is in the chest cavity after the injury. And it's not like they're gonna take another MRI afterwards to do that, so...

That said, id be surprised if the plug didn't just... Exit the person's body, through existing holes or new ones, once they were in the MRI. Those magnets are strong.

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, if there's ANY metal, it goes into the magnet. Your flesh won't stop it, it's why they won't do an MRI if you have metal pins in your body.

[–] Track_Shovel 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Holy Christ.

Or Holy colon at least.

Or indeed, now a holey colon.

[–] siyuze@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Well that's one way to get your insides rearranged

[–] Dellyjonut@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] nielsn@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

He's probably going to win the lawsuit too.

Thought I had YouTube or some other streaming app open in the background when I viewed the image.

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