You can't buy people anymore but you can buy most of their awake hours. It's called a job.
People sell those hours because they have to. It's called a salary.
this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2024
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You misspelled "wage slavery"
No no, they work for each other in exchange for money, which they use to buy goods...
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Wait so could I hire some suckers to do my hours so I could keep my salary and hours?
this guy has figured out capitalism
Wealthy people don't buy things, they buy time - other people's time.
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I will allow someone to buy me, but like software you won't "own" me. You will just be liscencing me and, at any time, I may revoke your access to myself.
I, too, have a job
Is abduction piracy in this case?
If licensing people isn’t slavery,
then abduction isn’t kidnapping
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Sounds like dating!
And they can just use you on the terms which are described in your EULA
Well no, she can't buy Kanye. He's not a Supreme Court Justice.
Not yet.
Since we're already destroying institutions we might as well have some fun with it. I don't think there's any reason he couldn't be a supreme court justice.
Expand the Supreme Court and add Kanye, King Charles, and Elmo. At least that shit will be entertaining.
"But Elmo wants to know why policemen don't have an obligation to intervene to protect the public."
"Elmo is a bit confused. Why did Elmo learn to share, when Elon clearly doesn't?"
"some of Elmos best friends are black people" lol
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What's really important is that it's impossible not to be a bad person and a billionaire. I like her music but being a billionaire means that she is an enemy of society. Period
"One cannot reign innocently... Every king is a rebel and a usurper."
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Actually slavery is still legal in the United States as a form of legal punishment when legally convicted so she just needs to wait for a jury of his peers to convict him and a judge to Sentence him then she would probably need to pay the state
So your saying all Tay Tay has to do is get into the private prison game and then she can own people?
She can't "own" people, don't be ridiculous now. She can only compel them with violence into servitude and extract the fruits of their labor. But ownership? That's messed up.
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@TSwiftFTC? Is this a two-topic account about Taylor Swift and the Federal Trade Commission? 🤔
Her impact on the economy now has its own government agency.
She COULD purchase Jay-Z, though.
He said "I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man"
Tbf, Texas was notoriously slow on this
I couldn't name nor recognize a single song from either of them. Shit, I need to improve my mainstream media knowledge.
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The need coming from the swifties here real.
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