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[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This would be a funny version of the meme where Andy from Toy Story is dropping woody saying “I don’t want to play with you anymore”

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I wonder what the Toy Story version of a sex doll is like. 🤔

[–] slampisko@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

... And what about the Toy Story version of a sex toy? 😰

[–] TheMongoose@kbin.social 9 points 9 months ago

I’d assume they were still called “Woody” and “Buzz”…

[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Probably the old prospector from the second movie

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Syphilis is caused by Treponema pallidum, a motile spirochaete bacteria. It's flagella is wrapped around it's outer membrane which gives it the unique ability to spin. Once it senses a host cell, it spins itself and physically drills into the cell.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Also, if I recall, came to humans from cattle or sheep.

I love ewe.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

One possibility is that treponemal diseases emerged even earlier in Eurasia or Africa, and reached the Americas with the first humans to migrate there at least 15,000 years ago

Another is that the bacteria jumped to humans from an animal host, says Anne Stone, an archaeological geneticist at Arizona State University in Tempe who was not involved in the study. Primates and other animals, including rabbits, can be infected with T. pallidum, she notes. “There may be reservoirs we have to think about.”

https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-00191-9

Really it depends if we were already fucking sheep, cattle and/or rabbits 15,000 years ago.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I can’t jack off to this.

Please send me the uncensored version.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Excuse me?

If you can't get off to Mean Gene Okerlund, what CAN you get off to?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Yeah I guess a pussy is a pussy.

[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

How did you get this picture of me