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[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 95 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Your CPU: made out of transist🤮rs

My CPU: made out of redst😍ne

[–] miss_brainfarts@lemmy.blahaj.zone 69 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What's wrong with all my trans sisters??

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Your cpu: made of transistors. My cpu: made by trans sisters.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 months ago

God I would love being a trans sister building a CPU with other trans sisters

[–] rubythulhu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 months ago

this is why i want a transistor symbol tattoo

[–] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 74 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Best genre of meme.

My favorite one is

Your brain: big, wrinkly (icky)

My brain: small, smooth, cute

[–] atocci@kbin.social 55 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] SmoochyPit@beehaw.org 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

‼️Intel user detected‼️

[–] sour@feddit.de 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] SmoochyPit@beehaw.org 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I didn’t know that! (AM4 user here, blissfully ignorant of the newer chipsets and their changes, for the sake of my wallet, mostly)

[–] fatalError@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 9 months ago

Don't worry, u ain't missing much, only crap heatspreaders that make heat transfer horrible, huge post times due to memory training... Fun times

[–] Blisterexe@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 months ago
[–] FirstMajesticComet@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As are most modern Laptop CPUs, and Chromebook CPUs almost exclusively without exception.

[–] atocci@kbin.social 12 points 9 months ago

Sad, random mutations due to a limited gene pool have left the majority of the CPU population without their natural spiny deterrent. Soon, CPUs will be unable to survive in the wild as their lack of a defense mechanism makes them easy targets for predators and their populations will begin to dwindle.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago

This picture caused me to unintentionally groan aloud. It's like nails on a chalkboard.

[–] Interstellar_1@pawb.social 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ikr who'd leave it all spiky like that?

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 9 months ago

I have an urge to cry.