A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.
There's a theory that, at one time, "man" was a gender neutral term for persons and we called males "weremen" and obviously women "women"
That probably isn't true, but it's fun to think about a world where that was reversed.
EDIT Also evidently there was wifmann and wapman, which is an even funnier world to imagine.
According to this, whether or not it is real:
And we also see wæpman being specifically to refer to a man in relation to penetrative sex.
Not what you asked for, but Welsh has irregular plurals for adults and children, too:
Adult: oedolyn
Adults: oedolion
Child: plentyn
Children: plant
(Still learning, so I'm not too sure why or how)
Always knew Wales was essentially living in a different dimension... 🤔 (lol, thanks for the tidbit!)
One of the best shower thoughts i’ve seen! 💖
Now this is a shower thought.
yesn't
I’ve met some sweet southerners that already call children “childs.”
They're cute until the terrible fourty twos.
“en” used to be the plural before “s”. Think “oxen” for example.
Certified shower thought
"Irwin, what is the plural of ox?"
— "Oxen! The farmer used his oxen!"
"Brian, what is the plural of box?"
— "Boxen. I bought two boxen of donuts."
"Irwin, what is the plural of goose?"
— "Geese! I saw a flock of geese!"
"Brian, what is the plural of moose?"
— "MOOSEN!"