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[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 33 points 7 months ago

Mostly just AfD please

[–] chaotic_disorganizer@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago
[–] nodsocket@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They tried to spread, once

[–] clubb@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 13 points 7 months ago

Depends on whether you're talking about Land Germans or Sea Germans.

Those Sea Germans got everywhere, like herpes.

[–] pleb_maximus@feddit.de 25 points 7 months ago

Too late. We are everywhere already.

[–] MrCookieRespect@reddthat.com 23 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The more you know...

(Germans will be all over the world and when the time is right they will teach the world about efficiency)

[–] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No, we won't!

Seriously, Germany is as efficient as a spray painted incandescent light bulb.

[–] MrCookieRespect@reddthat.com 6 points 7 months ago

Warst du schonmal im Ausland, gegen deren ineffizienz ist Deutschland wie der geölte Blitz...

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Effizienz ist der Feind von Stabilität.

[–] MrCookieRespect@reddthat.com 2 points 7 months ago

Nicht zwingend.

[–] vojel@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 7 months ago (3 children)

𝔇𝔦𝔢𝔰𝔢 𝔎𝔬𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔰𝔢𝔨𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔦𝔰𝔱 𝔫𝔲𝔫 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔲𝔪 𝔡𝔢𝔯 𝔅𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔯𝔢𝔭𝔲𝔟𝔩𝔦𝔨 𝔇𝔢𝔲𝔱𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡.

[–] Octagon9561@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 months ago

Dieser Kommentar ist nun Eigentum der Deutschen Demokratischen Republik.

[–] Lemongrab@lemmy.one 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)
[–] vojel@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 7 months ago

Upvoting this because …

[–] Tja@programming.dev 2 points 7 months ago
[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Zu spät. Sind schon hier.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, you can't stop the spread of Germans into airports. They get like 8 months of vacation time a year.

[–] JayObey711@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Plus unlimited sick days :)

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 8 points 7 months ago

Ich fühle mich persönlich angegriffen!

[–] Maultasche@feddit.de 7 points 7 months ago
[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago
[–] Sharkfur@beehaw.org 5 points 7 months ago

Always use protection, everyone.

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Social distance or the Germans will want some living space.

[–] Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Yes please Germany come to Nova Scotia and get your nationalist Nazi fucks please.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It might be cool if Germans had missionaries, but instead of religion, they preached around the world about why Nazism is misguided.

[–] Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

If only that were true here.

[–] yetAnotherUser@feddit.de 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No thanks we have too many of them already

[–] Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Then at least stop sending them.