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[–] SirBucksworth@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago

If you want my chicken and you think it's crispy, cmon baby let me know!

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

We have a piper down. I repeat, we have a piper down.

[–] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)

How are you going to do Rod Stewart like this? lol.

[–] snooggums@kbin.social 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I can't hear Rod Stewart without thinking of this bit from South Park.

[–] anytimesoon@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

Same, this will plague Rod Stewart just like what Team America did to Matt Damon

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

3....

Chicken

Grease

Salt

I saw it in a futuristic documentary.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

No, but one of them is a great big tablespoon of MSG. Then much smaller amounts of things like paprika, dried parsley, onion and garlic powder, white pepper... can't remember the rest but that's six. Possibly mace is one, like the outside part of a nutmeg?

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

That's mind bending.

[–] shutz@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago

And the hot wings use the other kind of mace

[–] rhacer@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Hot Legs was one of his better recipes.

[–] EgonDhuman@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wow, I don't really care for his music, but I've got to respect this

[–] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 5 points 9 months ago

Lies lies tiny eyes

[–] ColonelSanders@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago
[–] ComradeR@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

🇧🇷 🎵 "Taj Mahaaaal" 🎵 🇧🇷

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago

Reminds me of columbo