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submitted 9 months ago by Clbull@lemmy.world to c/dankmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

50$ on the duck.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 18 points 9 months ago

Against a normal driver, sure, but that's a taxi. My money is on the cabbie.

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The duck goes... quack.

The goose goes... honk.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

Ok, then 80$ on the goose.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Grab a goose by the neck, quickly swing your arm up, then flick the wrist while bringing the arm down. Done.

Quickly enrages Canadians in a few kilometers

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

During lockdown a Canada goose had set up on a canal towpath and was hissing at passers by. A woman didn’t want to go past it, so her boyfriend came back and bodily dragged her along to show her the goose was just fronting. It was not.

The goose flew at her and pecked at her hair.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

I thought the geese was holding a gear and I was really confused. On closer inspection they appear to be brass knuckles.

[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Cobra chickens are the worst

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

British-ass geese

[–] Clbull@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Am British, can confirm.

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 6 points 9 months ago

An alternative thought: he’s opening the passenger door for the Canada goose so they can go beat people up. The driver’s honks were an invitation.

[–] Nippledippers7@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You got a problem with Canadian gooses you got a problem with me. I suggest you let that marinate.

[–] ExfilBravo@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

I wish a human would......

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Those motherfuckers will break your arms with their wings

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago

It’s swans that break your arm. Canada geese break your everything.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Why doesn't Untitled Goose Game allow me to peck and shit on people? Come on...