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Clair(ul)e's too (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 10 months ago by FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Now you can get an IUD and a lobotomy in one trip!

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[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 10 months ago

It's a scam because they force you to buy their proprietary post-lobotomy home care kit

[–] ShadowFox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 10 months ago

FIRE IN THE HOLE

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 15 points 10 months ago

Can I get the lobotomy without the ear piercing? It would be nice to not worry anymore but I don't want extra holes in my head

[–] Bizarroland@kbin.social 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I heard that Jared's is now doing a walk-in peritoneal pull through vaginoplasty in order to stay competitive with Claire's

[–] match@pawb.social 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He went to Jared's 🥰

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 months ago

Can I get this as part of my gender affirming care plan?

[–] einfach_orangensaft@feddit.de 7 points 10 months ago

BRAINSTEM BRAINSTEM

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is Volo in today?

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Slippery little bugger!

[–] lazzerot@startrek.website 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

OP are you making these yourself? Or do you know where they come from? This really tickles my funny bone, I love them Claire's memes.

[–] FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 months ago

Afraid not. This showed up in my Facebook feed, of all places. I remembered the other Claire's post that was over here and figured it'd be cool to bring it over and keep the theme going.

[–] Chef_Boyargee@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

And ears pierced all with the same piercing gun? That’s a three-in-one special right there!