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it's like the joker scene in dark knight "come on, hit me. i want you to do it."

I'd gladly save some gas by letting them push me

I get that. My Civic has been through the wringer lately.

Here it is in 2020 getting some minor flood damage.

It got high enough to mess with the computer, but the car still worked fine after. The odometer would just disappear sometimes. That has since resolved itself. But I'm sure that some electrical gremlins will crawl out of the woodwork in the next few years. The water brought out a lot of odors hiding in the upholstery. It stank bad for a few months after, but it smells ok now. It does get a little fresh on hot humid days.

Here's the poor Mustang parked across from me. I'm sure they weren't having a good day after that.

Here it is not six months later after a major hailstorm passed through.

I got on Safelite's website immediately because I knew glass was going to be in short supply very soon. They came out a week later and threw a new one on. That was just over 300 bucks. Another great part of owning an old shitbox is how inexpensive parts are.

Aside from this, my wife got into an accident in it in 2015 and then I got rear ended twice in 2019. We still have the car. It keeps on trucking along. I do want to replace it with an Accord of the same vintage, but that's because I want a cheap manual I can daily.

Don't you know? He's the main character. NPCs are supposed to move out of his way.

I know what you mean, my paint job has degraded due to sun damage and the cars general value being worth less than a paint job. So I might as well hold out buying a new car as long as humanly possible. 😣 The cars lasted over 20+ years, so I suppose it’s a win.

That's the right thing to do though. You're indicating switching lanes, finished passing, and they're in the fast lane. I just assume they need to pull off at the next exit and ignore it.

Same. I doing the things I'm supposed to.

You're the asshole going 90 in a 65, swerving in and out of traffic.

If you want to try and brake check or fuck with me afterward that's fine, I have a dashcam and am more than willing to follow you if you try hit and running. I've got the time, now.

My brother's car got sideswiped parked on the street, there was full CCTV footage of the vehicle registration which did it.

Although it was an open and closed case he was left without a car for 7 days, had to pay taxi to get to work, spent 2 months with a shitty courtesy car worth 20% of his actual car. Car finally returned and there are rattles and doors don't close properly.

You

Can

Not

Win

Blinkers on BMWs are not included in the basic package.

This is literally the first time I have ever seen someone say "mustn't" on the internet

It's out of blinker fluid.

I often wonder how many people self incriminate with a dash cam.

You only ever hear about people catching others with a dash cam lol.

I bet people hide it when they're at fault

I miss my '87 yota... 2WD long box, 5 speed hooked up to a 22r. Hands down the best $400 I ever spent honestly. It was fully painted in bed liner and had two different side mirrors, one of which disappeared while parked at a friend's house over night, and a rusting box patched with spray foam (which always had moss growing out of it, no matter how much I cleaned or cut away). Sad times:

You hit OP with your BMW?

The Pink Knight Returns

If you get hit, the other party's insurance pays, not your own.