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Did you eat your butterdogs this morning

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Vegetarian options do be like this

[–] BadNewsNobody@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] fitjazz@lemmyf.uk 4 points 10 months ago

My father in law has dementia and my mother in law has to hide certain foods from him so he doesn't just constantly eat. Bananas are the main thing she has to hide. One day she was in the living room and noticed him standing in the kitchen eating a banana. She knew she had hidden them so she went to see if he had found her stash and when she got into the kitchen he turned around and offered her a bite of the stick of butter he was eating. He had peeled it like a banana and was just chomping away. After that the fridge got a padlock.

[–] Bashnagdul@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Zomboid players be like.

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

this is 'murica!

[–] ThermoToaster@exng.meme 3 points 10 months ago

No of course not, those aren’t deep fried.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If there were less butter, this looks like a meal I used to get growing up. Sucks being poor.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So plain buns or did you at least get to add salt?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Plain buns with a bit of butter. It's actually not half bad.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

I love doing that, broil them real quick, serve with basic red sauce spaghetti, cheap and tastes great

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Hey! Bacon up that butter!

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 10 months ago

I assure you he had nothing to do with this.

[–] Rooter@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

No, I had patented famous moon waffles.

[–] JSkier@social.linux.pizza 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

@twizzay @lemmyshitpost My son does Greek yogurt instead of ketchup 😆 He insists it is delicious. Probably the world's healthiest hot dog.

[–] twizzay@thisis.mylegendary.quest 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

@JSkier @lemmyshitpost

Your son could make it into my 'weird food eaters' collection.

[–] Rooki@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At least it's not a testicle butterdog

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 0 points 10 months ago

yes daddy 🥵