fitjazz

joined 11 months ago
[–] fitjazz@lemmyf.uk 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A buddy of mine was talking to his doctor not long after he turned 50 and he was complaining about some random pain. The doctor told him "You know all that stupid stuff you did when you were younger? That's what hurts now."

[–] fitjazz@lemmyf.uk 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I got example 1 verbatim about a month ago complete with Google street view picture of my house. Jokes on them, all of my porn viewing is on an ancient tablet that does not have a front facing camera.

[–] fitjazz@lemmyf.uk 15 points 1 month ago

Remember, they are pro-control not pro-life.

[–] fitjazz@lemmyf.uk 1 points 1 month ago

I'm so glad at least one person got the reference.

[–] fitjazz@lemmyf.uk 15 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Don't forget to bounce a graviton particle beam off the main detector dish.

[–] fitjazz@lemmyf.uk 2 points 1 month ago

Might want to look into dirt bike protective gear. I am personally a fan of Leatt but there are loads of brands to choose from. I have never ridden a horse wearing dirt bike gear but I have hit the ground and trees many, many, times while dirt biking and it has served me well.

[–] fitjazz@lemmyf.uk 2 points 2 months ago

The .uk is just from the instance that I joined, I am in the US Southeast. I've eaten blackberries all over Alabama, Tennessee, and North Carolina. I guess I just have a higher tolerance for crunching up seeds than some people.

[–] fitjazz@lemmyf.uk 7 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I have never in all my years of eating blackberries heard of anyone spitting the seeds out.

[–] fitjazz@lemmyf.uk 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

On the one hand I love battle Miatas, on the other hand I would much rather see NAs being kept as original as possible at this point. If I were going to do this I would start with an NC for sure.

[–] fitjazz@lemmyf.uk 8 points 2 months ago
[–] fitjazz@lemmyf.uk 13 points 2 months ago

I didn't typically make a habit out of arguing with money but Brian Eno is actually a pretty cool guy.

[–] fitjazz@lemmyf.uk 26 points 2 months ago

For some reason my wife's Google photo face recognition thinks our grey cats are my sister in law.

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